angryblackman:

"How are your grades?"

"What are you majoring in?"

"Have you got a girlfriend?"

"What do you want to do when you graduate?"

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(via sniffing)

thevirginityslayer:

edwardspoonhands:

moeranda:

itseliberg33:

can she just get an award or something

I reblog this whenever it pops up on my dash.

So many directions she could have gone with this joke…out of infinite possibilities…she picked the best possible direction.

Best video in the world

(Source: aryanstark, via phobias)

(Source: laughhard, via ugly)

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

plants-are-life:

Me after summer break. 

(Source: saintkitten, via phobias)

  • my family when they saw my new haircut:
  • Dad : ........
  • Mom: why so short??!! oh jisus, you look like a boy!!
  • lil brother: you're a boy
  • lil sister: now you became a tomboy, right?
  • Grandma: ....you're asexual?
  • Big (Gay) brother: ....you look so damn hot

mariowiki:

Some gay ass nerd: Luigi is a bad character

Me:

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Gay ass nerd: Holy shit

(Source: mariowiki, via komaedazzle)

dumbscar:

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HAVE SOME PENGUINS CHASING A BUTTERFLY

(via sniffing)

so-humorous:

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY
TURNT THE FUCK UP

who else felt the bang

so-humorous:

madeupmonkeyshit:

MY TYPE OF FUCKING PARTY

TURNT THE FUCK UP

who else felt the bang

(via phobias)

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over


its happening

even better
the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis
and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

hate:

kitsunecoffee:

brilliantinemortality:

vagisodium:

apriki:

never forget that australias first ever winter olympics gold was won because the guy was coming dead last and everyone in front of him fell over

its happening

even better

the only reason he was in the final was bc the same thing happened in the semis

and the only reason he was in the semis was bc one of the guys that came ahead of him in the quarters was disqualified

i’m not sure if he’s the luckiest skater alive or a skater that has the power to curse other competitors.

i’ve been laughing non stop for the past like 10 minutes

(via ugly)

feathor:

when your friend cusses in front of your parents

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(via headstrongpredator)